operation harelip BJ is a go
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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