So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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