it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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