I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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