when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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