I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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