But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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