If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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