I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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