haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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