Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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