she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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