if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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