I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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