Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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