But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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