hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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