so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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