my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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