It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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