she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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