We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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