So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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