I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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