I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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