At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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