Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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