She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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