How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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