Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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