Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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