White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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