it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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