i can't believe i had my finger in that
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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