i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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