i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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