Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize