Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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