We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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