So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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