Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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