1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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