Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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