she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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