PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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