You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
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just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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