Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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