We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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