so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Randomize
