So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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