We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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