Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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