I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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