I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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