i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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