not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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