She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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