Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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