she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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